Dear Steve Subrizi,
Thank you for your interest in a Creative Writer/Editor position with Hallmark Cards.
This sounds like they're taking me seriously. It's obviously a form letter.
All writing roles at Hallmark are full time and are at our headquarters in Kansas City, MO.
This takes care of whatever sincere interest I had. I don't want to have to keep explaining to people that I don't live in the "Kansas City" Kansas City. But let's just read on a little bit...
To evaluate your writing style, we would like for you to complete a short writing assignment (attached).
So I now have a page worth of sentimental writing prompts, the results of which I will post here at the estimated rate of one per week. My goal here is not to land the job.